Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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