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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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