You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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