Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
this will be a night to untag.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
