I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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