he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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