It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
either way he was missing a nipple.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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