she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It all started with a game of naked twister.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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