You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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