no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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