Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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