ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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