Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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