Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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