hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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