I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
it's great music for shaving your balls
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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