forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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