Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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