when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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