Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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