Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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