It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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