so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
