He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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