We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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