You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we're making bets on your personal life
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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