woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
