careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Randomize
