He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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