hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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