In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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