Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
