Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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