This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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