I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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