We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
not ubering you a puppy
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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