He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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