How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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