yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
soo... how was my night?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
