She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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