We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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