So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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