Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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