Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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