Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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