I think i sorta joined a cult last night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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