He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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