i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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