My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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