Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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