Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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