Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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