k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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