Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Less talking, more tequila
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
