He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
